Waukesha County Fair By The Numbers

1. Number of 35 year old men right in front of us taking pictures of college girls and naming the files "hootie hotties at sunset": 3
2. Number of middle aged men drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade: at least 10
3. Number of people wearing a Hatebreed shirt at a Hootie concert: 1
4. Number of people wearing a tie-dyed Lynyrd Skynyrd shirt from a 90s concert tour: 1
5. Number of times we paid for admission: 2
6. Number of songs from British bands that Hootie covered: 2 ("Champagne Supernova" & "Hey Hey What Can I Do")
   
7. Number of songs from American bands that Hootie covered: 1 ("Losing My Religion")
8. Number of people immediately in front of us with a pony tail mullet: 1
9. Number of foreign kids working the midway: at least 2
10. Number of crappy songs from solo albums performed: 2 (one from Darius Rucker and one from Mark Bryan)